I know, let's make up a story to pass the time.

Once upon a time, there was this man.
His name was Holy Toledo, and he was really powerful...and one day a spaceship from outer space landed right infront of him, and a big green alien jumped out and started eating people.
...and was our so-called hero scared?
You bet he was! He cried like a little baby.
Wahh wahh wahh! and all his friends laughed at him.
The end.