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Fuck you military jonne's
So guys, I'm 18 and would like to become an SAS soldier. Whats the quickest way I can go about doing this? I think this goal is well within my abilities and do not want to waste time with the regulars. I can already do 40 pushups, 5 chinups and run the 2.4 in 11 mins. Cheers.
>>2039 And fight for them in the next war they lose? No thanks.
>>1970 >5 chinups mfw
OP here. This was supposed to be a troll thread. If it had been posted on ausmilitary I would have had my ass roasted.
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KYLÄ SUOMI VIE, ON VEHKEET KUNNOSSA Ebin lulz, ausfags
hey guys, i had a you session recently. yay for me. i passed the "advanced maths test" but failed the psychometric test. besides feelings of self-loathing and generally feeling like a dumb shit (when i am in all honesty an intelligent person [do not confuse intelligence with academia -- i am not academic at all]), how can i practice for this test (psychometric) when i retry in 6 months?
>>2119 noted, thanks man. i'll try again in october, and if i fail again i'll just join as an army infantry reservist. try before i buy and all... >>2120 not sure exactly what it's called, but i want to apply for the officer entry position (general entry officer?) where you just go to rmc for 18 months (i don't want to go to uni).
>>2121 Not OP but does this shit count if you're trying to join up as enlisted? Could you just lie and say you love football and screw lots of women?
>>2119 fuck you.
Corp/Unit/Time/Experience & Satisfaction thread. Pic related, its work at 1RAR I'll start: Infantry/1RAR/3.5 years Been to Germany and Butterworth, Tully, plenty of exercises. Infantry is pretty lame. You break yourself and get no codes out of it, or anything you can use in civi land. Couldn't recommend it unless you want to attampt to be a mad wardog. All we really have going for us is the word 'poag', and thats not much, considering they have it easier and leave with quals.. INB4 'I'm gonna join in a month lol' and 'my jobs the best every other corp is shit' be fucking honest
>>1747 Yeah, I know both of em. Spaz is pretty cool from what I've seen, but I dont know either of them too well to be honest.
Ex 7 RAR now pouge loving life went from sleeping on in the change room and getting raped because someone forgot to take out the rubbish to having an office, Getting whatever the fuck i want through the system (within reason of course) and enjoying morning tea with the OC. Being 100% honest though, I no longer have that level of mate ship and don't think ill ever experience that again and miss live fire like a cunt. but apart from that. life is relatively good and have the benefit of working with majority ex grunts.
>>1744 Poag as you put it = infantry and others such as armour. Posted on Garrison ... Yeah I find it funny but true. As for the grunts, I have a lot of mates in 3/5/7 RAR but they can have their job. Who wants to hump around with all their crap on their backs just to dig holes, use hexi, sleep on the dirt, carry BS amount of equipment and get broken doing section attacks? As you said to come out with stuff all. Compo? Yeah suuurree... NOT I have been in for the last 12 years. Been to Afgan, done some humanitarian work in Indo and Sumatra and been to all the training areas in Oz countless times. The Army has changed heaps and not for the better I am afraid to say. Mind you, ill still be in for another couple till I get the Paramatta gong then I am out. Yes I love my corps but everyone needs everyone else and I shall leave it at that
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>>484 way to be a faggot
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FUCKING ABBOS JUST GET YOURSELF A SILENCED 22 AND SOME NIGHTVISION GEAR AND HAVE FUN SHOOTING THE WORTHLESS SHIT
Is being 2 Metres tall going to limit my options if I joined the Army? Do they have a cut off limit for people being too tall or something? I want to join as a Rifleman in 2013. Cheers
You'll definately be ok.
I'm not up to speed on this, when I joined, there was a height/weight ratio. Not sure if it is still enforced.
Unless you're going submarine or aircraft crewman I think you'll be fine.
I'm a Bulgarian with Australian citizenship, I was born in Australia but spent all my life in this shithole Bulgaria. How hard will it be for me to join the Aus army? some tits for your help
wow this site is fucking dead
all you need is citizenship so yeah you can join
All you need is citizenship.
Don't mind me, just being the *JAM*
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>>572 Left over from the officer that got busted stealing the 66's
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Meh give it two weeks at the most mossy
>>496 275 posts and 77 image replies best Australian thread on /k/ ive seen.
Hey guys look at those weird blobs up in the hills, i think they're sni- LOL JK i'm not a newfag
>>504 I'm spotting, its why I covered my face for the photo. Can't have my photo floating around on the internets
>>505 That would make sense.
so /mil/ i wanna know what you think of the future of the ADF the project is called force 2020, and all the new equipment which we will soon be getting
As long as it does what was promised and isn't a waste of time, i'm all for it.
>>456 for the land 17 i hope they choose the K9 Thunder for the self-propelled arty. and yeah i am also really looking forward to the sea 1000 and 4000 and canberra class projects aswel as tje F-35, i hope to serve aboard the hobart class destroyer when i get in.